choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.
animators are too damn clever for their own good
you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid
I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
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