Hey Nerd Hey!

theyellowbrickroad:

what happened to corbin bleu

did he push the limit too far

liveinphoenix:

THERE IS NO BETTER MOEMNT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES THE SONG AND YOU SEE THEM ALL SMILE ITS SO PERFECT AND OMFG

imjustonekid:

do you ever random type

like: galsimvaklrer

and think

no that doesn’t look right

and so you erase it and try again

laskdfjaasdf

ah yes that’s how im feeling now

ohmightysmiter:

Today, while getting into trouble at various stores with Nikki, we walked into Barnes & Noble and were immediately greeted with a table full of Fifty Shades of Grey at the very front of the store, where they usually display literature worth buying. 

I fixed it for them.

You’re welcome Barnes & Noble.

thedayitriedtofly:

bendingsporks:

starkid-nerdfighter:

Like a museum. 

where you step on the artifacts

It’s an interactive museum

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

iamtonysexual:

mortson:

sweetsweetdicksinmymouth:

dirkdave:

PARTY AT MY PLACE

i’ve got the alcohol covered

i’ll bring some soda

ill bring the drugs

I’LL BRING THE BITCHES

hiddlesmcgiggles:

Everyone: LET’S TALK ABOUT OUR BOYFRIENDS AND ALL THE RELATIONSHIP THINGS
Me: Please refill my drink I’m not drunk enough for this O.o

hetastuck:

wow did you know

that sometimes when someone gets a compliment and they say things like, “‘I’m not pretty, but thanks.’im really not’, ‘i dont think i look nice’, etc.

they aren’t always fishing for compliments

some people literally believe they aren’t

harpaea:

snarkysloan:

harpaea:

do you ever think about how weird reading is

our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind

and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird

”..wow reading is weird“ 

Really?

Of all the beautiful words that has ever graced this world with their presence, you pick “weird”?

woah relax shakespeare

dead-end-street:

theongreynojoy:

It actually makes me really sad that so many Americans don’t know what kind of healthcare Canada has.

There’s a lot of Americans who don’t know what’s happening outside their own state, let alone what’s going on up here in Canada. I honestly don’t know whether to laugh or cry at all those ‘I’m moving to Canada’ tweets. smh

elizabethgasaway:

Vidcon should change it’s name to, “That week where I’m going to sit sadly alone in my bedroom while everyone writes witty text posts about how much fun they are having with everyone else.” Because that would be a more accurate title. 

lordfaptaguise:

if I ever date a famous person and you keep this blog on the down low…you will most definitely get his nudes